I never thought you'd love me
You had no chance for anyone
She always laughed at everyone
So I took her home for a chicken chow mein
Hey, hey
Oh well, they coupled in that night
It was pouring with rain, what a fight
Into the dark house she did wonder
Into the dark house we did wonder
We got the speed boat, the speed boat, on our mind
She got the speed boat, the speed boat on her mind
Hey, hey
I said "you crazy son of a b****"
He said "i've known you a long time"
I said "you crazy son of a b****"
He said, "look, I've known you a long, long time"
We got the speed boat, the speed boat, on our mind
She got the speed boat, the speed boat on her mind
Hey, hey
She's just a phone call away
Is all I had to do
To save myself from a lot of trouble
To save myself from a lot of trouble
We got the speed boat, the speed boat, on our mind
She got the speed boat, the speed boat on her mind
We got the speed boat, the speed boat, on our mind
She got the speed boat, the speed boat on her mind
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