Hello sir, remember me?
I'm the man you'd thought I'd never be,
the boy who you reduced to tears,
the lad called 'thingy' for 6 whole years
Yeah, thats right, my name's bo
the one who landed the popstars job,
the one who you told look don't touch,
the kid who wouldn't amount to much
Well I'm here and you're still there
with your fake sports car and your receding hair,
dodgy farra trousers that you think are smart,
married to the woman that teaches art,
married to the life, married to the school,
I wanna sing and dance sir, now who's the fool?
Sing and dance? you thought I was barmy-
Settle down 'thingy', join the army
And who were you to tell me this?
The dream I want I'll have to miss
Sir is god
He's been given the right to structure lives overnight
Now I know life's true path,
tanks and guns that'll be a laugh
Nah not me , I'm a mega civillian,
I wont lead my life riding pillian
But thanks for the advice,
I'm sure it'll do
for the negative dickheads, just like you!
As for now I've a different weapon-
Stage and screen is about to beckon
And here I sit in first class
Bollocks sir, kiss my ass!