I'm only a freshman,
I'm normal as can be.
I sleep through all my classes,
and watch a lot of MTV.
I haven't done my laundry in at least a month or two.
Scamming on chicks in chem lab and puking college food.
But classes end on Thursday night and Friday finds me free,
To meet my friends at the old west end and use my fake ID
Singing
Drink, drink, drink and then throw up
Then get up and drink some more
And if I ever think that I've had too much to drink, well then I'm probably passed out on the floor
By 10 pm I'm drooling,
I'm so drunk I can't see.
My friends say that shes ugly,
but hey she looks ok to me.
So I sip on my Rollingrock,
and wander to her side
and buy her a drink
and flirt a bit
and then see shes a guy.
Drink, drink, drink and the throw up
When drunk you can do no wrong.
I know it's kinda crude
but there is nothing else to do
ever since my girlfriend stole my bong.
Friends can you help me walk home,
I can't seem to find the door.
I want to fall in Johnjay Hall
and pass out on the rest room floor.
If you see me turn my on my side,
so I don't suffocate.
Pray the Lord my soul to keep,
for if I ever wake.
I'll be so hung over lads,
but friends I've got the cure.
Stay in bed till the sun goes down
and drink a whole lot more.
Singing
Drink, drink, drink and then throw up,
then get up and shout horray
For tonight we have to go to the Kingsmen Show and drunks the only way they'll sound ok. Oh,
Drink, drink, drink and then throw up.
Come lets raise our glasses high.
We're Generation X,
put you faith in beer and sex
and thses will be the best days of our lives.