Rocky Horror Picture Show, The - Sweet Transvestite lyrics

(Frank)How do you do
I see youґve met my faithful handyman
Heґs a little brought downBecause when you knocked
He thought you were the handyman
Didnґt you freaky
Donґt get strung out by the way I look
Donґt judge a book by itґs cover
Iґm not much of a manBy the light of day
But by night Iґm one hell of a lover

Iґm just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania

Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like youґre both pretty groovie
Or if you like something visual
Thatґs not too abysmal
We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie

(Brad)
Iґm glad we caught you at home
Ah - could we use your phone
Weґre both in a bit of a hurry
Weґll just say where we areThen go back to the car
We donґt want to be any worry

(Frank)
You got caught with a flat
Well how about that
Well babies donґt you panic
By the light of the night
Itґll all seem alright
Iґll get you a satanic mechanic
Iґm just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania
Why donґtcha stay for the night - night
Or maybe a bite - bite
I could show you my favorite obsession
Iґve been making a manWith blond hair and a tan
And heґs good for reliving my tension
Iґm just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania
Iґm just a sweet transvestiteFrom transsexual transylvania

So come up to the labAnd see whatґs on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But mayBe the Rain Is really to blame
So Iґll remove the causeBut not the symtom