Album: This Is Why We Don't Have Nice Things
How on earth did I get here,
or how on earth did I get here on Earth?
I was on the road to New Orleans,
and all I want to do is to spend time with you.
America's Funniest Home Videos, Big Red, and Hall & Oates
will follow you wherever you go.
Top three reasons for leaving:
Number one.
I tried, but I couldn't change for you.
I thought your love would bind me
and my flaws would be subdued.
Number two.
I can't go downstairs into that living room.
Oh Kurt, give me an answer.
Oh John, give me a sign.
Oh Daryl, sing me something that will make me lose my mind.
You make my dreams come true!
Number three.
I lost my beard, and I hear Portland is great this time of year.
Oh John, give me an answer.
Oh Kurt, give me a sign.
Oh Daryl, sing me something that will make me lose my mind.
Will you remind me when I'm not well?
That's all I can ask.