(Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together,
for william tecqwyn!)
Wiley - (Eski boy, oy, shake a leg, shake a leg)
Oi! Dan! Wot you call this?
Why have you got me spittin on this?
I dont usually spit on tracks like these
But its jus the start and im startin to like it
Watch producers try and buy me
if you like it
dont fight it
dance with your grandma
Ill be dancing with your auntie
(Skippa- i got my hands on her bum gettin' lively
SWITCH!)
Now i move onto your girlfriend
Me dancing with your girl
now thats hell friend
i get randy
do you know what'd handy
a little glass of brandy
now im skankin with "Big Chest Mandy"
Shakin a leg in the middle of the dancefloor
im givin her what she asks for
she got a hardback wind what more can she ask for
Chorus
Come and shake a leg with me
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi!
Come and shake a leg with me
oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!
(Ladies and gentlemen, lets have a warm welcome
for our next performer, Jose Fernandez)
Skippa - (Skippa, Esta loca, oh! Hola! OK)
This is loco flow to,
got a spanish flow to wiggle ya toe to
come, shake ya leg for a giggle
grab ya keys up, i got a knees up to go to
tap shoes black shoes any clapped shoes
going for the nitros and the free booze
in a shirt you nicked off Rodrigo
roll tight in a nylon tuxedo
red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos
mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos
left, right, forward, backward we go
lambada with a chica, spittin image of deebo
i do the salsa with the old fogies
eatin runny guacomole green like bogies
this is a sound that i don't mind either
MC fat butch like Pat Butcher!
Chorus
Come and shake a leg with me
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi!
Come and shake a leg with me
oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!
(Ladies and gentleman,
will you please put your hands togther
for the Ethnal from Bethnal)
Scratchy - (Scratch, Eiiiii, eiiiii)
Wot?
This sounds like the job for me
The ethnal from bethnal shakin a l-e-g
which l-e-g
third l-e-g
Yeah! Im a wrong'un
known to be a liberty
like him. i cant see me sittin on this
but i like music so im spittin on this
yeh you, you can join in over this one
you with the butt face and you with the crisp bum
wait a minute did i say crisp bum
let me check that bum, slag bum, flat bum
she's got no bum, like her back with a ?????
i need to know how she sitting down
stop looking down waiting for it to expand
it's not gonna happen, it just dunt happen
so move on
you best go chase another man cause it might happen
it might just happen!
Chorus
Come and shake a leg with me
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi!
Come and shake a leg with me
oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!