(JSP)
JSP, how are you?
I see you have a brand new pet
Oh no, I don't mean your owl
but this fellow here, your little sidekick
Tell me, boy: Found some mysteries yet?
JSP, what is new?
A little hero oh so dummy
JSP, why don't you
save the day and hug your mommy
(Mommy!)
So I hear a Professor
asking you what you are up to
I don't really get that, though,
coz they should guess what you're about to do
You gotta admit, guys
Your steps are pretty easy to trace
No matter what's your disguise
you are found walking Harry's ways
So JSP, what is new?
Tryin' fill the old man's boots
JSP, why don't you
ask your owl some Hedwig hoots
JSP, what is new?
Searching for dark plots real mad
JSP, here's a clue:
Stop acting like mom and dad
(Mom and dad)
(You're not your mom and dad)
(Don't be your mom and dad)
Be yourself