Im in love with Adelaide
But I shouldn't be
I'd do anything for old Adelaide
She has to do the same for me
I'm not ashamed of loving Adelaide
Although she's six times my age
I couldn't live without old Adelaide
She makes sure my bed is made
Ooh, Adelaide, Adelaide (x4)
I like coming home to find Adelaide
Has supper waiting for me
Sometimes I have to spy on old Adelaide
Just to score a little peak
I can't wait to open the door and find Adelaide
Even though she's old and gray
At night, I like to think about ol' Adelaide
I wonder if she's doing the same
Ooh, Adelaide, Adelaide (x4)
Ohh, Adelaide (x4)
Ooh, Adelaide, Adelaide (x12)