Knobhead Carys took a trip to the south
And found a place near Paris and there isn't a doubt that
She was quite embarrassed when the doctor she saw
Said she's the knobbiest of them all
Knobhead Carys in the park at Versailles
She's there to see the palace, but the doctor's not shy
He says her lung tissue's densely packed with alveoli
You're the knobbiest of them all
Knobhead Carys really wants to eat
To counter this bloke's malice, something cold and sweet
Shouting after is the medical man
When she thinks she hears something...
"Ice cream van!"
"Knobhead! That's not an ice cream van.
That's not an ice cream van, it's just a kid with a music box.
That's not an ice cream van it's just a toy in a pram.
You're a knobhead, with an alveolar bed"