[DEREK] Silent night, emo night
I will give you a fright
Blood pours from my wrists
My painful death is nigh
Into the abyss
I will fall and die
Sleep in a peaceful casket
[ROY] I fuck my ducks in a basket, baby!
Silent night, frigid night
All of their arses I will bite, baby
I will fuck them from here to New Year
Their vaginas will tremble with fear, baby
Fuck, I'm so fucking horny
[DEREK] I hope I'll be dead in the morning
[ROY] Oh, baby!