Roy:
I'm gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I'm gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!
Sean:
Sir...
Your approval rating is deflating
Corruption hangs upon you like a cancer
The nation's going to hell, and we're awaiting
An answer
Roy:
Sean, allow me to spell out my plan
Sean:
Sir...
Roy: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-and-Z
Doug, Kenny and Sean:
Backward...
Roy:
Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-and-A - Hey!
I'm gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I'm gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train
All:
I'm gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I'm gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!
Roy:
I'm going up there, come the Rapture
You're coming with me, or perhaps yer
Not...
'Cause Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy
And Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln
Is that coincidence, or what?
Doug, Kenny and Sean:
What
Roy:
I'm gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I'm gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!
All:
I'm gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I'm gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train!
I'm gonna ride on that Glory-Bound Train, oh Lordy
I'm gonna ride...
On that Train...Yip!