Raising tomatoes can be rather rewarding
It's a damn good reason to wake up in the morning
Starting up that tractor makes me feel important
And its motor drowns out all my stomach's groaning
My wife, she's married to sex fiend Texan
I'm referring to myself, as you may have imagined
I polish up my boots, you'd agree that they're shiny
And they're running to a place where the law can't find me