He turns me on, with his pink thong
He's a morphoditic rose who loves his big fat toes
He's hott and Italian just like my stallion
He's an overweight sexy beast, who loves to feast
(Chorus)
[He's] Fat Fabio, [clap], Fat Fabio, [clap], Fat Fabio
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, [clap x 2]
[He's] Fat Fabio, [clap], Fat Fabio, [clap], Fat Fabio
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, [clap x 2]
His favorite food is meatballs
And he likes to play with his dolls
His favorite hobby is waxing men's chests,
'cause some of them look like rat's nests
His favorite color is black,
he says "black is back!"
(Chorus x 2)
Fat Fabio is the coolest person in the world
So don't fool, don't fool, don't fool with the cool,
'cause the cool don't fool
Fat Fabio is the best
So don't mess, don't mess, don't mess with the best,
'cause the best don't mess
(Chorus x 2)