When you go to any place, no matter how you feel, you gotta try
to look your best
'cause people stare, and people care Your first impression on them
depends on how you dress
So take this hint of common decency
Baby, you just gotta listen to me
Now, I would never lie to you so
you gotta hear me through, oh,
Baby, you know you gotta dress right
Dress right if you wanna go out tonight
Tonight, don't try to put up a fight
Don't fight, 'cause you know that you gotta dress right
I see you walkin' all over town, and people give you funny looks as you
walk on by
Now, if I didn't know your name, I'd take one look at you, and I'd think
that you were a guy
So take off those ugly clothes
'cause you look so bad in those
Get something that looks good on you, yeah
You gotta hear me through, yeah
Baby (chorus)