Hi there friends I’m back once again
Just to let you know where I’ve been
Last time I told you about Thai weed and
How I never ever could get enough
Well since then a year’s gone by
And I’ve found me some better stuff
It’ll cool you off on a SLO town day
It goes great with food and it’s legal by the way
I’m talkin’ about my favorite grape juice
That’s good old San Luis wine
Now if you listen to my next verse
You’ll find out why I’ve changed
After smoking 47 tons one day
I was feeling a little deranged
I went up to a lawman, blew a puff in his face
He threw me into jail it was such a disgrace
Ever since then I’ve been serving my time
And singin’ all about wine