MRS MAYOR
He was Mommy's little boy
MR MAYOR
He was Daddy's little man
BOTH
He was never any trouble till this
"Thinking Thing" began!
MR MAYOR
We must both lay down the law
MRS MAYOR
Will he hate us?
MR MAYOR
Maybe so
MAYOR & MRS MAYOR
Oh, where are the instructions
On how to raise a child?
Who has the instructions
On how to raise a child?
Who has all the answers?
I don't know