Album: Blind
And funny things happen to Ida,  
when little boys look her way 
She's not afraid to say hello 
It's just one of her funny days 
Give her the key and she's ready to fire 
Burn like garbage in the can 
She's not colonial or European 
Ida ho is just an English man 
The mocking monkey isn't talking anymore 
Ida lurks behind every door 
Give her the key and she's ready to fire 
She's a native and she understands 
Americana the son of Sam 
Cakes and wine and a little sunshine,  
she has no heart but a lot of soul.  
Oh the mocking monkey doesn't talk anymore 
Ida lurks behind every door 
No wise tonight to show them fight 
Everything in heaven so fine, the meat men are incredibly kind 
A public revenge will always get you in the end that's the mess that scalpels make.  
She stalks through the streets cheek by jowl 
Cheek by jowl, and an awful scowl  
That's a nice new dress yes mama chose best  
And funny things happen to Ida ho,  when the big boys say hello no, no, don't mess with the girl with a name like Ida Ho 
Everything in heaven so fine 
The meat men are incredibly kind
What's wrong with those people out there 
Do those anxious swordsmen go mad en masse, no Ida ho is saying mass.
Pay your respects with another cigarette.                                       
Everything in heaven so fine
The meat men are incredibly kind 
A public revenge will always get you in the end 
That's the mess that scalpels make.   
She walks through the streets and she's ready to fire, Ida laughs with an awful howl. No jockstrap flags and no more rules no kick ass laughs from the golden mule 
Look what a mess, yes mama knows best
Everything in heaven so fine, the meat men are incredibly kind 
A public revenge will always get you in the end 
That's the mess that scalpels make. 
Everything in heaven so fine
The meat men are incredibly kind 
A public revenge will always get you in the end   
That's the mess that scalpels make.