My best friend has wires in his head
He's barely 3 feet tall
He doesn't talk at all
He beeps to let me know
If he means yes or no
He always wants to go wherever I go
My astromech is shiny and high-tech
He's ready when I call
Plugs into any wall
He keeps me company all over Tatooine
Bespin and Kashyyk
Corruscant and Dantooine
And he's my co-pilot, my translator, navigator
My alarm clock and my friend
I'm his administrator, operator, Empire hater
And that's never gonna end
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My droid helps me to avoid
Ever having to be alone when I'm at home or anywhere I go
My droid makes sure that I'm not alone
My robot really helps me out a lot
He's everything your not
Gets me out of tight spots
When I need help
I don't need no one else
I get him off shelf it's just my droid and myself
When we were lost on Hoth with lots of wompas want to stop us
He sent out a distress tone
Soon we had lots and lots of dropships there to stop the wompas
We were on our way back home
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My droid makes sure that I'm not alone (I'm never alone)
My droid makes sure that I'm not alone (I'm never alone)
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