Album: Sonic Boom
i have a theory to explain
why my bad luck gets worse each day
it's easy
someone must be out to get me
it's a diabolic scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps
the big conspiracy
it's just coincidence you say
when i go out it always rains
believe me
someone's playing games with my brain
it's a diabolic scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps
the big conspiracy
now i'm ready to believe
the big conspiracy
someone must be out to get me
it's a diabolic scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps
the big conspiracy
now i'm ready to believe
the big conspiracy
are you ready to believe