Gather all you hippies 'round the campfire
take a look whats burning
it ain't no tofu or greasy dreadlocks
it's the fuckin trees.
you guys cant be taken serious
when you're tryin to save the fuckin trees
so fuck the trees.
I wasn't being literal,
put down that fuckin' lube
roll me a fatty with your paper
cause it's made from a fuckin' tree.