R.I.P to the metcard,
I'll never see you again,
You are my everything,
You are my kin,
I'd rather you than any girl,
I would pound you dry,
Your smooth surface and handy size,
I want you to stay in my life,
You and me would see the city,
But we must part again,
'Myki' is bullshit,
'Myki' fuckin' sucks,
I'll remember you forever,
You will stay in my heart,
You and me would see the city,
You and me would catch the train,
You would make the best roach ever,
But we must part again.