Shellac - Dog and Pony Show lyrics

if I could walk, I'd be a miner
if I could talk, I'd be a preacher

if I was a preacher
tell you what: I'd save a million souls, even you
if I was a miner
tell you what: I'd be a damn good one

this ain't a record
neither a joke
got us all worked up

and left us naked out here in the sun
but who could say it's sad
I attach no importance to it
just because of my hand
just because of my shriveled little hand
I could be a baseball player

doesn't surprise me now
even though we had a map
took three days to find
local redneck stare
Taylor from Pizmo

at the dog and pony show