I almost got drunk at school, at fourteen
Where I almost made out with the HomeComingQueen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a slut, with much bigger breasts
I almost dropped out to move to LA.
Where I was almost famous for almost one day
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished you would've loved me too.
I almost held up a Grocery store
Where I alomost did five years and then seven more
Cause I almost got bopped for a fight with a thug
Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cause you ran away
And I wish I would've had the nerve to ask you to stay
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin'
And now I'm destined to spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too.
Here i go, thinking bout all the things
I could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift,
Cause all the baggage weighs a ton
(baggage weighs a ton)
I know we've had our problems
I can't remember one.
I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can't fit it in,I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then
I threw it away
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin'
And now I'm destined to spend my time missing you
And I almost had you
I almost had you
Almost had you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
(wish you would've loved me too.)