Hello!
Good tidings!
How's it hangin'?
I need healing!
Way to go!
Heal Me!
Not on your life!
Attack over here!
No Way!
How generous!
No problem!
Enough of this chit-chat, let's get to it then!
Old SkyMarshall was hacking around,
In Alterac Mountains in the Ogre Mound
When suddenly a horde mage burst from the shade,
And nuked his ass with a pyroblast 'nade
Well he got pissed and he tried to attack,
But has never in his life been raped like that
His hitpoints fell, there was nothing he could do
Then Gjerminator charged right out of the blue,
CHAAAAARGE!
He beat the crap out of the mage who yelled "HOLY SHIT"
He knew his life would end if the Overpower crits
Then a undead warrior came to help the fire mage
But Neverender came and began to engage
He's the skankiest caster-whore in Azeroth,
So he fired up his shit and blasted 'em both
But he ran out of mana, so he ran away,
'Cause a whole fucking guild came to wreck the day!
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny
With big arcane explosions
As far as the eye can see
Just one guild will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
FAAAAANTASTIC!
Then Gladius and Cyb, started to whine
Shaman - Frostshock - running out of time
Dougan came - came to save the day
Soaked in blood - killing all in his way
The shaman was injured and trying to get steady,
When Sephroth and Plumber came back with a machete
Yeah he fell to the ground by a roundhouse kick
Then Safir took his head off and gave him a /lick
Ainono was in deep shit - a druid it gave him hell
But Uni and his pet got a kill - it ended well
A Warlock blew Aya to oblivion with a bolt
Takkel in a bubble fried the warlock with a jolt
He is the only priest in the history of man,
Who's a face-melting shadow-magy killer when he can
But he heals up ypur ass so your fit for the fight,
But he still plays dark side though it should be light
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny
With big arcane explosions
As far as the eye can see
Just one guild will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
While everyone was taking a beather
Along came Nithos, our guildmaster and leader
He spammed the guildchat for all to come to his aid
So he could form us all into an insanely huge raid
No one skipped Everyone came
From Silithus, Tyr's Hands to Stranglethorn Vale
Everyone smiled while they where gettin' their chills
This is the time for honorable kills
The horde-guild was scared
Have the guild shook
Scared to death like a level 4 Nelf without a bodyguard stuck in the middle of Moonbrook
And the raid was:
Daniel, Neemo, Takkel and Ainono
Gjerminator, Nithos, SkyMarshall and Kayho
Libracandeus, Aya, Forge and Gladius
Dworek, Lovle, Safir and Priestarius
Labanx, Merlin, Scarlanx and Silvyn
Nitram, Nigram, Pacman and Daemon
Stixxy, Uni, Vardoth, Vildeflesh and Seproth
Sikata, Venna, Plumber, Aya, Cyb and Sethgod
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And we kicked the hordies in their infadelic ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With the randoms looking on in total awe
And the battle raged on for a century
The fucking mage were killed and eventually
The champions stood, the rest saw the better
OUTNUMBERED - proud and together
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny
With big arcane explosions
As far as the eye can see
Just one guild will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Let's get on with it then
I got a quest to do in 15minutes
Oohwp I'm havin' a wardrobe malfunction
Ooooh there's me hammer
Well - that was ok!
Daaaaamn straight!