Slade - Squeeze Stan lyrics

Those that I'm missing here, are: GUDBUY T'JANE and Cum on feel the noize,
boath greeet songz. What I do have now, are these: SKWEEZE ME, PLEEZE ME
which entered the Dutch top 40 on 14-July-1973 and went 28-14-11-12-26-38,
and MY FRIEND STAN, entered on 27-October-1973 and went 25-13-13-15-29-38.
Allsow greeet songz. :-)
At the time, MY FRIEND STAN was the first slow/calm Slade hit, I remember.
SKWEEZE ME, PLEEZE ME
SMPM
[Written by Lea & Holder]
You know how to skweeze me Oh Oh you know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know
when a girl's meaning yes, she says no.
You got rude talk you got one walk, all your jokes are blue
You've got long nails you tell tall tales, some you think are true
[Chorus]:
And there's nowhere to go you won't go
If there's nowhere to run you go slow
If you move up to me then I'll show you the way
Then you'll know how to skweeze me Oh Oh
you know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you'd might like to know
how to skweeze me Oh Oh
You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know
when a girl's meaning yes, she says no.
You got a sweet tongue you sing love songs,
Can't you learn to spell
take me back 'ome you got it all wrong
'Cos we sing that as well
<Chorus>
You know how to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know
How to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know
when a girl's meaning yes, she says no.
You know how to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know
How to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know
<Repeat> ...
MY FRIEND STAN
MFST
[Written by Lea & Holder]
My friend Stan's got a funny old man
Oh yeh oh yeh,
He makes him work all night
Till he can't do it right
Oh yeh aha
[Chorus]:
And from the way you blacked my eye
I know that you're the reason why
And from the way you fixed his tie,
I've seen you've gettin to him
Gettin to him
My friend Jack's got an ache in his back
Ooh oh yeh
The Doc said he'd be fine
If he'd just take his time, oh ooh.
<Chorus>
You bin gettin to him
You bin
<Chorus>
You bin gettin to him
My friend Pete says his body is weak,
Oh yeh aha,
He told me he can't sleep and his temperatures steep,
Oh yeh aha,
<Chorus>
I've seen you've gettin to him
You bin gettin to him (3x)
Oh yeh.