[Cartman]
You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault
[Kyle]
Shut up Cartman!
[Cartman]
Kyle's mom is the one who started that damn club, and all because she's a big fat stupid bit
[Kyle]
Don't say it Cartman!
[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll!
[Kyle]
Don't do it Cartman!
[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll!
[Kyle]
I'm warning you!
[Cartman]
Okay, okay
[Kyle]
I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a
[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
[Kyle]
Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!
[Cartman]
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch,
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!
Come on, you all know the words!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little bit somethin' like this!
(Cartman & kids in various languages)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!
[Stan]
Uh, Cartman
[Cartman]
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it Kyle's mom!
She's a big fat, fuckiiin' biiiiiitch,
Mean old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa
What?
Oh, fuck