Starmites - SUPERHERO GIRL lyrics

ELEANOR:
Goodbye, O comic books, the love affair is ending
Adieu to thee, Stan Lee, DC, and Dell
Though it's been fun, the time has come to stop pretending
All the dreams must end, so my super friends - farewell

But oh - I wish I were a Superhero Girl
Like in the comics! Like in the movies!
Oh - Someday I'll be a superhero girl
Faithful and forceful and eternally true!
I'll crush every enemy of the red, white and blue!
Defend my fellow men (and my fellow women, too!)
That's what I'm gonna do
But oh - It's tough to be a superhero girl
Cause no one knows it! I'm not supposed to show it!
Oh - Someday they'll know
The shy little girl they've been callin' a geek
The wormy little nerd who's much too nervous to speak,
That mess, I confess, is the hero they all seek!
I'll show them - I'm sittin' in the lab, Biology 502
Some boys start makin' fun of me (like they always do!)
The teacher is no help (Just get me outta here, I wish!)
The boys dump rotten eggs into my petrie dish!

Oh my God This is right out of "Princess Amethyst of
the Gemworld" : Volume 5, Issue 9, when Amy Winston
accidentally opens the Well-Between-Worlds and the
eggs hatch into killer dinosaurs!

Oh no There's poor little Morris,
mashed by a brontosaurus
And teacher's pet Camilla, mangled by Godzilla
The blackboard is all bloody
cause they ate Miss Magilicutty
(Should I save them? Or should I let them die the
death they so richly deserve?)
Oh no!!!!! Calling Superhero Girl!!!!!!!!!!

Oh - please let me be a superhero girl!
I'll get up one morning and then without a warning
Oh - Just watch me fly!
A new door is opening to who knows where!
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