Album: A Little Bit Special & Comedy Central Performance
She's part girl,
she's part boy
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got more,
she's got less
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress
Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy
When I try to please I get poked in the eye
She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite
Somethings are white,
somethings are black
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back
She is still beautiful,
she is still fine
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine
She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite
Yea, hermaphrodite