You drank the keg beer
you strapped it too your feet
you chose to go outside the wake.
In the narrows
I guess I told you so
Its not my fault for Godness sake.
We'd do transcriptions,
and fill prescriptions
and laugh about our chemistry
but then you dumped me
and then you sued me
This part of you I didn't see
That's not the kind of thing
That girlfriends do
I gave you everything
You slapped me with a lawsuit
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I let you wakeboard
G-baby My darling I'm sorry
I let you wakeboard
How can it be
that you're so mean?
you seemed so docile and composed.
Or can it be
that you don't speak
cause you're a selfish little psycho
There had to be a tragedy
For me to see just who you are
I put up with, with all of this
This time you've gone to far
G-baby, I know you'll always love me
They'll always be a special place for you in my loins
I'll try to remember the fond memories we had
Like when I got you that tuba or when we studied all night
for that medchem final
I think I got a b on it I think you got a c
That doesn't matter anymore No one's keeping track
What matters is I'll remember the good times we had
and not the time you threatened to sue me
because you suck at water sports