I bought a house in North Dakota
Put ground effects on my Chevy Nova
Cuz I'm an idiot yeah I'm a lunatic yeah I'm an idiot
Got a collection of beanie babies
I really like the Barenaked Ladies
Cuz I'm an idiot yeah I'm a lunatic yeah I'm an idiot
Ignorance is bliss if the shoe fits
I'll wear this dunce cap on my wrist
Like a moron corsage I'll drop a
barrage of dumb garbage and stupid shit
A certified full fledged idiot
I laugh at reruns of Frazier and Friends
I think that voting can make a difference
Cuz I'm an idiot yeah I'm a lunatic yeah I'm an idiot
My only t-shirts are affliction
I have a world of warcraft addiction
Cuz I'm an idiot yeah I'm a lunatic yeah I'm an idiot
I'm a dumb ass