Every day I gotta beat 'em to the start
It costs me nothing
Every day I take an apple from the cart
It costs me nothing
Every morning greet the ladies with a smile
It costs me nothing
And how!
Every day I walk to school a crooked mile
It costs me nothing
Four little boys playing mumbletypeg
White shirts, starched collars, gonna get ripped
Take your best shot but don't hit him in the head
Three little boys playing mumbletypeg
They're playing mumbletypeg