(Bottle of Claret for you if I had realised: 
Well, do it next time. 
I forgot about it, George, I'm sorry. 
Will you forgive me? 
Yes.) 
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 
Then there's this Welsh Rarebit wearing some brown underpants 
About the shortage of grain in Hertfordshire 
Everyone of them knew that as time went by 
They'd get a little bit older and a litter slower but 
It's all the same thing, in this case manufactured by someone who's always 
Umpteen your father's giving it diddly-i-dee 
District was leaving, intended to pay for 
Number 9, number 9 
Who's to know? 
Who was to know? 
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9 
I sustained nothing worse than 
Also for example 
Whatever you're doing 
A business deal falls through 
I informed him on the third night 
When fortune gives 
Number 9, number 9, number 9 
People ride, people ride 
Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride 
Ride! Ride! 
9, number 9, number 9, number 9 
I've missed all of that 
It makes me a few days late 
Compared with, like, wow! 
And weird stuff like that 
Taking our sides sometimes 
Floral bark 
Rouge doctors have brought this specimen 
I have nobody's short-cuts, aha: 
9, number 9 
With the situation 
They are standing still 
The plan, the telegram 
Ooh ooh 
Number 9, number 
Ooh 
A man without terrors from beard to false 
As the headmaster reported to me 
My son he really can try as they do to find function 
Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive high
And his eyes were low 
Alright! 
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9 
So the wife called me and we'd better go to see a surgeon 
Or whatever to price it: yellow underclothes 
So, any road, we went to see the dentist instead 
Who gave her a pair of teeth which wasn't any good at all 
So I said I'd marry, join the fucking navy and went to sea 
In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair 
I'm not in the mood for whirling 
How? 
Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping 
Birds for birding and fish for fishing 
Them for themming and when for whimming 
Only to find the night-watchman 
Unaware of his presence in the building 
Onion soup 
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9
Industrial output 
Financial imbalance 
Thrusting it between his shoulder blades 
The Watusi 
The twist 
Eldorado 
Take this brother, may it serve you well 
Maybe it's nothing 
Aaah 
Maybe it's nothing 
What? What? Oh 
Maybe even then 
Impervious in London 
Could be difficult thing 
It's quick like rush for peace is 
Because it's so much 
It was like being naked 
If you became naked