Album: The Broken Circle Breakdown
 Tell you little story and it won't take long
 'Bout a lazy farmer who wouldn't hoe his corn
 The reason why I never could tell
 But that young man was always well
 
 He planted his corn in the month of June
 By July it was up to his eyes
 Come September came a big frost
 And all the young man's corn was lost
 
 His courtship had just begun
 Said, "Young man, have you hoed some corn?"
 "Well, I tried and I tried and I tried in vain
 But I don't believe I raised one grain."
 
 He went downtown to his neighbor's door
 He had often been before
 Said, "Pretty little miss, will you marry me?
 Little miss what do you say?"
 
 "Why do you come for me to wed?
 Can't even make your own corn grain.
 Single I am and will remain;
 A lazy man I won't maintain."
 
 He turned his back and walked away
 Sayin', "Little miss you rue the day.
 You'll rue the day that you were born
 For givin' me the devil cause I wouldn't hoe corn."