Roll up! Roll up! Roll down your windows,
'cause guess what's coming; A hairy toe. Looking for your anus.
All the people that you meet, here on Alabaster Street,
They wank you with their feet!
Sole-ful, corny and discreet, here on Alabaster Street,
They wank you with their feet!
Ooh!
They'll perform it with or without sweat socks,
The extra bonus is the lint on your cocks!
Anal toeing with the elite, here on Alabaster Street,
Your satisfaction: complete!
"Aw! Get some instep around it, love!
Come on, put a little elbow-grease in that foot!
Make it like the million-man march!
Ooh, nice rigid corns.
Aw, ooh, saucy!"
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