The Midnight Beast - Xxxmas Buddies (How To Get A Xmas) lyrics

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents

Underneath the Christmas tree

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy

I don't want a lot for Christmas
I just want a girl for free
(And I) don't care about the presents
I just want a shagging spree

I don't need to hang my stocking
I just wanna put my... in
Santa Claus won't make me happy
Sorry I don't swing that way

I just want a little tug
Underneath the Christmas rug
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy yeah
And it's you baby

I won't ask for much this Christmas
All I ask for starts with blow (blowjo...)
I am gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe

On my Christmas list I've written
All the girls I want to bed
From New Zealand back to Britain
Comment on our youtube thread?

I wanna ride you like a rodeo
More than you could ever know
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy yeah

And when it gets to Christmas eve
And youve got no nookie (nookie, nookie, nookie)
How the hell do you think you're gonna get through the Christmas holidays?
(Holiday, holi, holiday)
You can't sit around like another slacker
Ya need someone (hey) to pull your Christmas cracker

Hey Stefan, it's about this time last year when my dad went off on a...
Yeah yeah yeah, shut the fuck up,
It's Christmas!

I just want a milf friend 30
Come and let me stuff your turkey
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy, buddyyy...
Come on Stef... it's finished