I am just a teenage girl
Looking forward to my date with Doug
He is the favourite with all the girls
But he picked me out from the crowd
I'm sure looking forward to my date with Doug
I'm sure looking forward to my date with Doug
There goes my date with Doug
There goes my date
There goes my date
There goes my date with Doug
There goes my date
There goes my date
Doug is the captain of the football team
Doug comes top in all of the exams
I wanna be just like my Mom
And Doug's gonna be just like my Dad
Life won't be so bad
There goes my date with Doug
There goes my date
There goes my date
There goes my date with Doug
There goes my date
There goes my date
My brother threw his football
It smashed into my face
And I got a broken nose
I got a broken nose
There goes my date with Doug
There goes my date
There goes my date
There goes my date with Doug
There goes my date
There goes my date
There goes my date with Doug
(Dreamboat, he's a dreamboat)
There goes my date
There goes my date
(Repeat to fade)