John was a
Metal-headed monster.
He caught a piece of the Earth.
Sometimes he flew off the handle,
But that was his handle:
Jack Hammer.
He's Jack Hammer.
Jonathan, Jonathan H-A-M-M-E-R.
He had a fistful of dirt,
Had a shirt.
He had boots,
They were black.
His fist came so close, she had a wind attack.
He's Jack Hammer.
He's Jack Hammer.
Mouth like a powersaw,
Head like a radio,
Hand like a bear paw,
Pants full of tadpoles.
He's Jack Hammer.
He's Jack Hammer.