Album: You Smash It, We'll Build Around It
I'd like to introduce myself, I'm Nicholas Foster
I'm not the best looking guy you'll find
But I enjoy Camel Reds and a good piece of Bocelli
And when I've had a few too many, I do things I regret
So I walked over to the bar to meet my friend
Yup, that's Mikey, pint in hand, looking for any mischief he can find
And I knew I shouldn't, but temptation got the best of me
Why do I do all these things to hurt you?
It's a lie, nonsense, he's full of shit
Mother fucker would be lucky if he could find his dick
I was gonna let it slide, turn the other cheek
But I overheard the bastard as he started to speak