Nobody wants to look different
Even though they won't look the same
As long as there's someone to point and to whine at
None of us need to be shamed
We'll sit in the corner til lights on
Flipping the beer mats so well
We'll rant and rave at the bands that we all hate
Even though they're not so bad
But that's the way that I want it to stay
But that's the way that I want it to stay
There ain't no-one that can take it all away
Cus no-one is interested
It doesn't matter if you're trying
In fact it matters all the more
We'll make suggestions and ask you bad questions
On topics our knowledge is poor
All bands are equal in our eyes
Equally bad, that is
That doesn't include my band or your band
Even though we're just as bad
But that's the way that I want it to stay
But that's the way that I want it to stay
There ain't no-one that can take it all away
Cus no-one is interested