I'm pleased to meet you, I'm a scumbag
And everyone knows what I do
Wearing my white collared smart shirt
Styling my hair superglue
Gonna play the fruit machines tonight
Then I'll get drunk and insist upon picking a fight
Picking a fight
Townie scumbag
Townie scumbag
Townie scumbag
I'm pleased to meet you, I'm a scumbag
My fists are like loaded guns
Wearing my Burberry's peak cap
I'm so hard I swear at my Mum
Gonna play the fruit machines tonight
Then I'll get drunk and insist upon picking a fight
Picking a fight
Townie scumbag
Townie scumbag
Townie scumbag