I've got friends all over the great Pacific Northwest,
They're all invited to my self-indulgent birthday party.
Only you know, only you know, only you know...
I wanna be a techie for my favorite indie rock band,
But I don't have the time and I hate to travel.
I don't want to let you down, don't want to let you down...
'Cuz only you know, only you know, only you know
What good music is.