Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy-doo?
The Garbage Man!
Yes the Garbage Man Can!
The Garbage Man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you
Who can take this diaper?
I don't mind at all!
Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Man!
Yes the Garbage Man can
The sanitation folks are jolly friendly blokes
Courteous and easy-going!
They'll mop up when you're over flowing!
And tell you when your arse is showing!
Who can?
Who can?
Who can?
Who can?
The Garbage Man can!
'Caus he's Homer Simpson, man!
He cleans the worldforyou!

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