In the movie of your life
I want to be the co-star
I want to win an Oscar for the World's Best Leading Man
In the movie of my life
I wanna be the good guy
But I hope I don't die like Leonardo did
We'll fog the cameras with the steam
We're making in our bedroom scene
I know my lines and all the rest
I hope it's rated Triple X
And now it's lights, camera, action
On the featured attraction
I just want to co-star in the movie of your life
Lights, camera, action
On the featured attraction
I just want to co-star in the movie
The movie of your life
The movie of my life
Is like watching paint dry
The audience cries for its money back
The movie of my life
Has no leading lady
Unless maybe, you count my right hand
I hope my agent makes you see
The benefits of casting me
I know my lines and all the rest
I hope it's rated Triple X
And now it's lights, camera, action
On the featured attraction
I just want to co-star in the movie of your life
Lights, camera, action
On the featured attraction
I just want to co-star in the movie
The movie of your life