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This is the first rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs
I smoke a joint tonight
I smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are blazin' blunts tonight
We blazin' blunts tonight
We blazin' blunts tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is on a hunt tonight
I'll only spit this one time
So let me take it slow
I started to get high about an hour ago
But then the buzzer rang
And I looked out the peephole
It was a whole bunch of raptors
And they just won't go
I stepped back and the knocks
I just tried to ignore
Thought I was safe
But they knew how to open doors
And without even askin' they just came on in
They started smokin' my weed
And then they called their friends
I smoke a joint tonight
I smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight
I smoke a spliff tonight
I smoke a spliff tonight
Me and these dinosaurs are gettin' friggin' ripped tonight
We gettin' faced tonight
We gettin' faced tonight
And all these dinosaurs are crashin' at my place tonight
An Allosaurus in the corner tryin' to back the bong
Hot boxin' in the john with a Pterodon
And now a Compy and a Steg are startin' to get it on
But I can barely move because this weed's the bomb
Ankylosaurus makin' s'mores and eatin' Lucky Charms
Pterodactyl took my whole bag of Pepperidge Farms
T-Rex just went and set off the fire alarm
And now he can't get it off because he's got little arms
I smoke a joint tonight
I smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight
Now my neighbor's on the phone
Said she called the cops
And this really freaked out the Triceratops
He's tryin' to climb out the window
And we're yellin' 'stop!'
Because I'm on the fifth floor and it's a heck of a drop
We heard a knock and then the cops said they wanted in
And the Saurolophus tried to go and talk to them
But he made things worse
Cause he reaked of weed and gin
But luckily the Dilophosaurus quickly jumped on in
They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed
Diloph told the cops that we would be quiet instead
And then they shined a light
And asked why his eyes were red
We were busted so that's when he bit off their heads
I smoke a joint tonight
I smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight
I smoke a spliff tonight
I smoke a spliff tonight
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' friggin' ripped tonight
We gettin' faced tonight
We gettin' faced tonight
And all these dinosaurs are crashin' at my place tonight
Yeah!
First rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs
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