I love to, love to go to parties
I head straight for the bathroom
And sit there for an hour
I love to, I love to
Listen to the queue forming
I rise to meet them, the men have all departed
The women are empowered
With a strange and brutal hatred for me
Me the big operator
I can be a funny guy
A smooth manipulator in an Hawaiian tie
CHORUS:
I love you, I love you, and this is why:
I'm a 1 drink dreamer (x3)
And a 10 or 11 drink clown
I'm a 1 drink dreamer (x3)
And a 10 or 11 drink clown.
I eat the crackers, tell a couple of Jewish jokes
When they don't get 'em I say:
You gotta be Jewish folks
Gotta be Jewish
Patient, patient is there a patient in the house?
My son's a doctor, he's a doctor
1 drink little whisky mack if it's winter
2 drinks gimme 'bucca straight up
3 drinks I'm really dreaming now
4 5 6 I'm half a clown
7 drinks it's time for a little chatter to the shikse on my left
8 drinks a rather rapid white wine
9 10 no it doesn't really matter to a raging clown
CHORUS