What's the deal with everyone getting together?
The only snogging I get is from my grandmother
And Harry was telling me about the time he kissed Cho
So I decided that all I need this Christmas is some mistletoe
Because the truth is that Neville Longbottom
Doesn't get much smack from the ladies
This Christmas mistletoe is going to save me
So you can give my X-Box to the house-elves
And give away my Game Cube to someone else
'Cause this Christmas there's only one thing I'm looking for
Yeah, I need some mistletoe in my pocket so I can score
'Cause I don't wanna be just another kid
That Harry Potter's friends with
I wanna be the friend that gets the most chicks