Album: HUP
"There's a worm in my head
& a fish in the bed," she said
Confused you will be
He's got the car on the lawn
& he's using the horn again
Annoyed she will be
Cartoon boyfriend, when you gonna rub yourself out?
Cartoon boyfriend, when you gonna rub yourself out?
"There's a girl at his door
& she's begging for me," he said
"Abused, you will be."
"You touch a hair on my head
& you'd be better off dead"
She said, "Oh joking you must be"
Cartoon boyfriend, when you gonna rub yourself out?
Cartoon boyfriend, when you gonna rub yourself out?
There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met
& now there's just pieces of coal
There was a thought in his head the first time she said
& now there's just a gaping hole
Hup!
Cartoon boyfriend, when you gonna rub yourself out? (x4)
They call him the Crayola Kid
Yeah, look what he did with his crayons & stuff
But that's not enough
That's not enough
That's not enough, Crayola Kid.