Album: The Oneder Years
Sometimes it's scented or colored
It's located on your bathroom sink
Well in the shower you know it takes away the stink
Well it does a little more than that
It can't talk back to you
It doesn't have any feelings
It can't cry or whine
Or look at other guys
It's the soap slut
Soap slut you are the only one for me
In the morning I just can't wait to see
You deodorize me and bring me to ecstasy
My soap slut, I never been so clean
So if you're feeling down or depressed
There is only one place you gotta go
That's straight to the shower
Cause the soap's got the power
But don't forget to lock the door
It can't say you came too quick
Or say you treat me like shit
It can't take your money
Or make you call it honey
It's the soap slut
Soap slut you are the only one for me
In the morning I just can't wait to see
You deodorize me and bring me to ecstasy
My soap slut, I never been so clean
I'm going blind just thinking about you
Cause you make me feel so good
And I'm wondering why
There's a tear in my eye
When I see that you're broken in two
But that's alright
We'll take a trip to Shop-Rite
Buy me a couple more
Stock them under the shelf
Or behind the closet door
That's the best thing about having a soap whore
It can't say you came too quick
Or say you treat me like shit
It can't fight or whine
Or look at other guys
It's the soap slut
Soap slut you are the only one for me
In the morning I just can't wait to see
You deodorize me and bring me to ecstasy
My soap slut, I never been so clean