Don’t call now because I’m waiting to see
What happens when the world explodes cause no one’s following me
I’m giving out smiles so I can see the elation
Behind their backs I’m trying to split up the nation
We’re singing all of them we can appeal to the masses
They’re teaching this shit in all those business classes
If anyone fights we’re gonna bring the attack
A common thing that’s said by megalomaniacs
They play our song on commercial radio
I think the second chorus might have been so-so
I wrote the formula and now I’ll do it again
I barely try at all and I still crack top ten
Just look at me you’ll see a man inside
We make the kiddies swoon, we bust the nation wide
And sell the whole world out man like you’ve never seen
While sniffing trails of white and counting all that green
Split this country up, who cares at all
And I don’t give a fuck because I’m ten feet tall
Heard democracy, that’s shit’s for pricks and sucks
It’s not what’s good and right and I don’t give a fuck
Bring the Marshall law, don’t even bring the hate
I’ll rule this whole damn world I’m fucking up, damn straight
And when they bury me me stone will probably read:
I’m fucking king of the world. You serious, indeed!
They play our song on commercial radio
I think the second chorus might have been so-so
I wrote the formula and now I’ll do it again
I barely try at all and I still crack top ten
Just look at me you’ll see a man inside
We make the kiddies swoon, we bust the nation wide
And sell the whole world out man like you’ve never seen
While sniffing trails of white and counting all that green