My Bum is on the rail
My Bum is on the rail
Look at me
My bum is on the rail
My Bum is on the step
The Bum Bum step
Watch I don't fall or I'll hurt my bum
It's not very fun
When you fall down and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone
Chorus Repeats
My Bum is on the Cheese
My Bum is On the cheese
And if im lucky I'll get a disease
My bum is on the SWEDISH SWEDISH
My bum is on the SWEDISH SWEDISH
My bum is on the gum,
My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
My Bum is on the ship
The Battle Ship
I hope they dont shoot a cannon in my bum or poo comes Out. Poo Poo
And Its not very fun
When they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone
My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the phone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone...
The man is all alone...
The swedish are all alone...
My bum is all alone
1,2,3,4
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My Bum is all alone
My Bum is all alone
Repeats
Get the poo off my bum!!
I want the poo off my bum
I wanna hear the cannon
Don't let me hear the cannon!
| # | Top 5 Tom Green |
|---|---|
| 1 | Tom Green - Tom Green Show Song |
| 2 | Tom Green - The Tiny Salmon Song |
| 3 | Tom Green - Hey Masturbator |
| 4 | Tom Green - Dustpan |
| 5 | Tom Green - The Vagina Song |